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Jan. 20th, 2006

noodlers

Letter to Mike Myers

Hey Mike,

How is it going man? It's been a while.

After last year, I can imagine that you're looking for an opportunity to do pretty much anything but hang out with Kanye West, so I had an idea.

Why not continue the "Axe Murderer" series! "What series? That was only one movie," you may say. Oh no, Mike, there was wonderful potential for a series there.

The next movie could be called "So, I DIVORCED an Axe Murderer," and can feature you divorcing your current wife, and going out on wacky dates with all of the girls you talked about dumping in the first movie. I'm also thinking of a tie-in burger king sponsorship, so think about how we'll work that into the movie.

The movie after that can be called "So, I RE-Married an Axe Murderer." Of course, you won't be in it, and your character will be played by someone else who isn't as funny, but is really trying hard to make it. You'll get re-married to harriet, but, in a startling plot twist, her sister will have escaped from Jail! This time, though, together, you'll try to defeat her with the power of the lounge singing martial arts beat poetry haggis slinging love you've formed together since the first film.

Mike, I think this could be a really important carreer move for you, and I want you to seriously consider this.

Much love,

Jared

Nov. 15th, 2005

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Mar. 15th, 2005

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This Journal.

This journal is pretty much just me being a wacko jerk. Add me if you like, and I'm sorry if it takes me a while to add you back or if I never do. My public "blog" is available at: Jaredsilvia.com/blog

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